God I can't get enough of "author sellers" who make their descriptions read like soap operas. Some excerpts from my most recent find:
"Of course, a purse (that's what we used to call it back in the "olden days" before we became all sophisticated and stuff and started using big words like handbag)"
"I didn't really want to use this beautiful new object of my affection. I would just hang it on the back of my bedroom door and look at it. Yes, I said it. I just wanted to look at it! I was afraid that if I actually carried it and put girl things in it that there was a possibility it could be somehow damaged or God Forbid look used. Strange huh?? That should have been my first clue.I don't think that they offered any kind of therapy for that 20 years ago though, but I could bet that Hallmark has a card for this affliction today."
They couldn't be more excited than when they find that lint covered lemon gummy bear in the bottom of Mommy's "purse" stuck to that odd colored penny. No one ever likes the yellow ones.
By the way, no one would ever find a lint covered lemon gummy bear in the bottom of one of my real bags. That could lead to deadly consequences. :o)"
It's funnier as a whole but you get the idea
http://cgi.ebay.com/100-Authentic-L...2077817QQihZ008QQcategoryZ63852QQcmdZViewItem
"Of course, a purse (that's what we used to call it back in the "olden days" before we became all sophisticated and stuff and started using big words like handbag)"
"I didn't really want to use this beautiful new object of my affection. I would just hang it on the back of my bedroom door and look at it. Yes, I said it. I just wanted to look at it! I was afraid that if I actually carried it and put girl things in it that there was a possibility it could be somehow damaged or God Forbid look used. Strange huh?? That should have been my first clue.I don't think that they offered any kind of therapy for that 20 years ago though, but I could bet that Hallmark has a card for this affliction today."
They couldn't be more excited than when they find that lint covered lemon gummy bear in the bottom of Mommy's "purse" stuck to that odd colored penny. No one ever likes the yellow ones.
By the way, no one would ever find a lint covered lemon gummy bear in the bottom of one of my real bags. That could lead to deadly consequences. :o)"
It's funnier as a whole but you get the idea
http://cgi.ebay.com/100-Authentic-L...2077817QQihZ008QQcategoryZ63852QQcmdZViewItem
but agree with