Love Poem to Mr Lau

As dusk approaches
And autumn leaves fall
Chic ladies' coats with brooches
And I feel withdrawal

My mind wanders afar
To Faubourg's counter
Where my SA shows my Birkin
And My Man Lau smirking

Beckoning me to buy more
Because we love each other to the core

:roflmfao::heart::love:
 
dear mr lau
if you want to be my honey
you have to shower me with money
and when you are feeling a bit randy
then come on over little dandy
but keep your stock broker handy
having fun with me is quite a bash
just make sure you don´t run out of cash
lfe is great with me don´t you know
but you have to spend some dough
there is no need to employ me
you can simply enjoy me
i really don´t ask much
i am tired of ruling dutch
i ask for such simple things when my birthday occurs
two appartment buildings that are labeld hers and hers
and don´t you just love me in lingerie and sable
oh please send some champagne to my table
some more birkins would be nice
have them adorned with ice
i welcome you in my lair
just enter if you dare
i am going to keep you at my side
as long as you get it right
maybe i even keep you as my pet
i am the best you´ll ever get
 
dear mr lau
if you want to be my honey
you have to shower me with money
and when you are feeling a bit randy
then come on over little dandy
but keep your stock broker handy
having fun with me is quite a bash
just make sure you don´t run out of cash
lfe is great with me don´t you know
but you have to spend some dough
there is no need to employ me
you can simply enjoy me
i really don´t ask much
i am tired of ruling dutch
i ask for such simple things when my birthday occurs
two appartment buildings that are labeld hers and hers
and don´t you just love me in lingerie and sable
oh please send some champagne to my table
some more birkins would be nice
have them adorned with ice
i welcome you in my lair
just enter if you dare
i am going to keep you at my side
as long as you get it right
maybe i even keep you as my pet
i am the best you´ll ever get

Lilach - this is PRICELESS!!!!!!!!
 
Mr Lau
Mr Lau
Tell me, what are you thinking now?
Is it a secret you are hiding?
Or my Special Order you are deciding?

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:roflmfao::roflmfao::tup:
 
GF, you really had better watch out... all of these wonderful H-ladies are clearly eying your man!! With poetry skills like that, Lilach is bound to make out with more than a lousy corn purse!
 
GF, you really had better watch out... all of these wonderful H-ladies are clearly eying your man!! With poetry skills like that, Lilach is bound to make out with more than a lousy corn purse!

Well, uh...

Mr Lau can choose Lilach and she'll get the Birkins and Kellys for all of us with her poetic and, er, 'other' skills, while we wait.... :supacool:
 
wow, transcendent1, you gave him up to Lilach pretty easily!!!

I think perhaps your love was not true?? :shrugs:

P.S. Mr Lau, if you are reading this...make mine barenia, kiss kiss!!! :love: