LOL...For the "H" of It...We Should Write a Book...

A chapter on:
"How to properly grease up a shirtless craftsman, during a Australian heat wave, while he is making you a birkin, without ruining the leather" .
(would also be good,)

Followed by:
"The proper way to run on the beach thongless."
But that one has to be written by GF...:wlae: (from personal experience):supacool:
 
Chapters on....

"How to turn your PHH into.....the Ultimate DH!"

"Lessons in buying a really expensive bag and keeping it hidden long enough so DH has no recollection of when, where or how the bag arrived on the scene"

"Born in the Bronx but still look French......101 ways to tie your scarf!"