Keep Off The Grass !

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  1. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered.
    It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery.
    When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green,and above it there was a tattoo that read,

    "Keep off the grass." Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said,

    "Sorry, had to mow the lawn.":lol: :lol: :lol:
  2. Hahaha, that's pretty funny...
  3. omg, i am still laughing
  4. What !!! Thats hysterical.
  5. cute!

    green. that is hilarious.
  6. hahahaha! nice.
  7. THat's pretty funny!!
  8. :huh:
  9. I love it! :lol:
  10. lol this is so random. but so funny! :lol:
  11. LoL :lol:
  12. lol
  13. :lol:
  14. Really funny! :nuts: :nuts:
  15. lol I've never heard that one.
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