If, like me, you love to watch mindless children stuck in a house, getting watched by the public 24/7, you'll be glad to know that the loser of all losers - Kevin Ferdeline, is being offered a by the producers US$300 000 to star in UK Celebrity Big Brother. A source said, Kevin is hugely entertaining because he takes himself really seriously even though no one else does. Hell be great for the show because its all about larger-than-life characters. Oh dear, how much more is this creature going to humiliate himself on national tv? I seriously hope he takes up this offer cos poor boy is going to have to scrape up every last crumb...and this is probably the one and only offer he's going to get! ick!