Just got this from my husband!!!

  1. My DH just sent me this email. This is hysterical!!:roflmfao:
    Wow. Now I really do understand how they must feel when it's put this way.....!!!!

    I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of
    men and women differ so
    much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus
    and Mars thing. I have
    never figured out why men think with their head and
    women with their heart.

    FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, Nancy and I
    were getting into bed.
    Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she
    eventually says "I don't feel
    like it, I just want you to hold me."

    I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

    So she says the words that every husband on the
    planet dreads to
    hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional
    needs as a woman enough
    for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She
    responded to my
    puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for
    who I am and not what I
    do for
    you in the bedroom?"

    Realizing that nothing was going to happen that
    night, I went to sleep.

    The very next day I opted to take the day off of
    work to spend time with
    her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went
    shopping at a big, big
    unnamed department store. I walked around with her
    while she tried on
    several very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide
    which one to take so I
    told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new
    shoes to compliment her new
    clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit.
    We went onto the jewelry
    department where she
    picked out pair of diamond earrings.

    Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must
    have thought I was one
    wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she
    was testing me because she
    asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even
    know how to play tennis.

    I think I threw her for a loop when I said,
    "That's fine, honey." She was
    almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the

    Smiling with excited anticipation she finally
    said, "I think this is all
    dear, let's go to the cashier."

    I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out,
    "No honey, I don't feel
    like it."

    Her face just went completely blank as her jaw
    dropped with a

    I then said "honey, I just want you to HOLD this
    stuff for a while.
    You're just not in touch with my financial means as
    a man enough for me to
    satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just
    when she had this look
    like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't
    you just love me for who
    I am and not for the things I buy you?"

    Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
  2. LMAO! OMG..I love that!

    Vlad will loveeeee this!!!!!!! I bet so many of you can relate :roflmfao: :roflmfao:
  4. Hilarious!
  5. SO Funny!!!!!!!!
  6. roflot!! That's sooo great!
  7. OMG, this is so hilarious... I can't stop laughing... yah, i bet sooo many peepz can relate to this.
  8. LOL :lol:
  9. That is sooooo funny!
  10. Hilarious and an interesting new perspective. Should try to keep this away from the SOs, however, lest they get any ideas...
  11. :lol::lol::lol:
    That's great!
  12. That was funny ... my DH would love that! LOL
  13. That's so funny..Yeah now we all must know how it feels for a man..LOL!!!
  14. OMG...this is the funny thing that I've read in a while!
  15. OMG...that is hilarious!! Thank you so much for sharing that.