Job Predictor

Me, Shoplifter. And I spend so much time hunting down bargains. Who knew?

Even better, my hubby's an "Emperor of all the World". Why the heck to I need to shoplift, Ennui?

(If I use my nicknames I'm either a Professional Shopper or Topless Model, OH MY)
 
OMG it's still there. I'm a lap dancer.
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When I typed in my full maiden name (including my middle name this time) it said Stand Up Comic which is funny because I have done stand up.
I typed in my married name (also including my middle name) I got Muppet Impersonator.
I'd take either.