Jill Is In A Funk..make Me Laugh..i Dare You...!!!!!!!!!!!

  1. Ok- I have been on nasty meds ( prednisone)..that make me sick and cranky...I am totally in a funk...bad mood....etc...I dare all of you to make me(and everyone on the PF )laugh....I really need it-- LOL!(pics..jokes..we are really needing a little laughter here folks...)
    The weather is stormy here all week and it doesnt help....

    Selena.*********NO POTTY PICTURES!!!!!******

    and I have nothing better to do on a Saturday night....LOL.....
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  4. ^ Why am I glad I can NOT see that pic Selena posted????!!!LOL!
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  6. How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

    Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

    Rottweiler: Make me!

    Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh?

    Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

    Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

    Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls.

    Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

    Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

    Mastiff: Screw it in yourself! I'm not afraid of the dark...

    Doberman: While it's out, I'll just take a nap on the couch.

    Boxer: Who needs light? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

    Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!

    Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb?

    Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

    Old English Sheep dog: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

    Basset Hound: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

    Westie: Dogs do not change light bulbs -- people change light bulbs. I am not one of THEM so the question is, how long before I can expect my light again?

    Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

    Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?

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  8. ^omg! Too Cute! Thanks!
  9. ^ I think Vlad is blocking Selenas naked pics..LMAO....
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  11. Oh that sucks... on the elevator today my three year old asked the CEO of our company "Do you like God"
  12. :roflmfao::roflmfao::roflmfao: How come I can't see Selena's pictures? This is killing me!
  13. ^She is teasing us....hhmmm.....
  14. I didnt post anything nasty or bad!! Must be the sight I am copying from.....
  15. Damn it...now I am going to do nasty ones!!!!
    I tried to be clean....I dont do clean I guess!!!
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