Introducing PurseForum Purple, the premium forum user account upgrade for the discerning bag collector.
Here are just some of the many benefits you'll receive as a PurseForum Purple subscriber:
- Exclusive access to our "Purseonal Shopper" service, where we'll send a team of well-trained squirrels to your local mall to pick out the perfect bag for you. Personal shoppers are so 2022.
- Free subscription to our monthly "Purseonality Quiz," where we'll tell you which purse matches your zodiac sign.
- Access to our "PursePetual Motion" program, where we'll attach tiny wheels to your purse so it can follow you around all day. Solar-powered and fully sustainable!
- Personalized "Purse-a-Nova" push alerts notify you when a bag-shaped UFO has been spotted in your area.
- Free entry into our "Purse-A-Palooza" festival, featuring games like Pin the Purse on the Model and Purse-Painting.
- Our "Purse-A-Loo" program, where we'll send a team of professional purse-cleaners to your home to clean out any snacks or small animals you've stashed in your purse.
- Exclusive access to our "Purse-A-Phobia" support group for those afraid of running out of bags to buy.
- A free, limited edition PurseForum Purple fanny pack. The industry claims they're hotter than ever.
- Our "Purse-A-Medical" hotline, where you can call in with any bag-related injuries or emergencies.
- And finally, access to our secret PurseForum Purple private forum, where we discuss the most pressing topics of the day, like "Is it a purse or a clutch if it's shaped like a taco?"
So what are you waiting for? Sign up for PurseForum Purple today and make all your TPF friends jelly of your purple
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