So it's been almost a week since I bought my Beige Stratus PM back. I was crazy to have ever returned her in the first place. Just so pretty and comfortable, and I've dedicated the follow poem to her...LOLOL!!! I will never forget the first day I saw you on ScarJo, "Who is this bag", I screamed, "at once I must know!" The wait was long, but when it was time to meet, It was love at first sight, I fell head over feet! My Stratus, you have brought me so much joy, Giving me more pleasure than any vibrating toy. I can stare at you all day and never tire, You have fulfilled this girl's every desire. My husband is jealous cuz I don't answer his page, I'm too busy observing the depth of your beige. Now I truly understand and appreciate all the fuss, And I look forward to bringing home your sister, gray Nimbus. Yes ladies and gentlemen, I'm crazy and bored...a dangerous combination. lol I was just sitting here watching DH prepare for an afternoon of bbq-ing...and I looked over at my Stratus and went...awww...I love that bag. Anyone thinking about buying it, please don't pass it up!!! Have a great 4th of July everyone.