So DH and I were at our favorite restaurant (the kids have a camp sleepover). I spilled an entire huge glass of ice water on him to avoid being splattered by some food (I'm selfish). He looked like he peed all over himself and everyone around him. All I could think to say was, " Is my purse ok?" (he was sitting on the bench side of the table so he had it next to him). He just laughed and told me I was a biotch. He hasn't stopped complaining about how wet he is!!! Now that we're home and he's dry I'm going to have to go make this up to him.