"You don't take me out like you used to." "Why are you running around with that cheap Target bag? And don't give me that lame excuse about the rain again." "We really need more color in our collection. I mean, really, how many brown bags does one person need?" "You know, you could use some organizing help down here....I have no idea how old those tic tacs are, but I wouldn't eat 'em if I were you." So, what would your bag say?