You know how every model ever interviewed lists "Elizabeth Arden 8 hour cream" as a must have panacea for absolutely everything?
Well one day after a particularly gruelling workout at the gym I felt that i deserved a spot of impulse shopping. I saw a girl in the locker room taking a tube of 8 hour cream out of her bag and I knew right away that I *had* to have it.
I rushed to the parfumerie,where I found that they only had packaged gift sets containing the cream,hand balm and lip balm,all for the price of the cream only. They were unfortunately out of testers,but an army of models and beauty editors can't be wrong,can they?
So 40 euros later I walk out,I get home and excitedly reach to salve my face which is burning from exercise,showering and blistering cold...and out of the tube comes STINKY,STICKY VASELINE!!!!!

. The hand balm was no better and the lip balm not only stank but tasted bad and irritated my lips.
8 Hour cream is without a doubt the most overhyped,stinkiest product there is. I made a valiant effort and used it once or twice,then actually just dumped the entire gift set in the bin.