I Use To Think Mickey Rourke Was So Hot

[V0N1B2]

There's so much going on there, I don't know where to start... The logo overload, the purse, is that a Pomeranian?

 

[shiba]

Has no one told him that that wig isn't fooling anyone?

 

[bag-mania]

Elbow patches have never been a good look.

 

[GoGlam]

How many drugs is he on?

 

[mkr]

Who is the guy he is kissing and why? Is he wearing skinny jeans? Is he missing teeth?

 

[V0N1B2]

Who is the guy he is kissing and why? Is he wearing skinny jeans? Is he missing teeth?

Right? So much going on, my eyes don't know where to look first.
Louis Vuitton cowboy boots? Why is that lady orange? Stallone's loafers, what kind of dog is that?, is that gum in his mouth?, why is he kissing Giuseppe on the lips?, what about that other guy? is he playing on both teams?, more Louis Vuitton boots?, is that a wig?, what LV purse is that?, is his shirt unbuttoned? why did he put his headphones on halfway through the conversation? what kinds of stuff did that guy find in the dumpster?.... ????

 

[Deco]

His loss of hotness is worse than Brando's and Kilmer's.

 

[Swanky]

And Spaders