So, I've had this cat about 6 weeks now. He is driving me nuts!!!! First, I found out I was allergic to cats. Great. OK, no problem. I got allergy medicine and I'm coping with it. Next his pee stinks to high heaven. OK, no problem. I got him fixed and hosed him down a few times. Now he smells nice and sweet. Then his poop starts stinkin' up the joint. No sweat. I put him on his special fancy boy food and now the house smells fresh and clean again. OK, things are going fine and then all of a sudden Mr. Fancypants decides his scratching post is not up to snuff. His Royal Highness wants to scratch on my sofa now. My beautiful, gorgeous lovely sofa that cost me a freaking mint!!!! Grrr... I'm starting to get a little steamed now but whatever. So I go back to the store and get him a different scratching post. His Highness is pleased. So now his new thing is he just randomly bites me. Like I'll be sitting at my desk. He just sidles over purring all friendly like. Then for NO reason at all he just randomly bites me. Sometimes, he'll just sit there and, out of nowhere, grab my arm and start gnawing on it like I'm a hambone on something. It doesn't hurt or anything but I'm all scratched up. Not pretty in a bikini kwim. I read in my cat book that when he stalks me and attacks my legs it means he needs to play. He gets about an hour of serious cat aerobics every day. He chases his laser toy up and down the stairs and we play with his feather-on-a-string too. But I have no idea what to do about the random biting for no reason. It's almost as if it's a sign of affection or something. Does anyone know how to stop it? Damn him for being so cute and furry and snuggly and cuddly. I can't even get mad at him cause he's little face is so cuuuute.