I am "Zippy Chickenshorts", and you are? (lol)

Hey Ladies&Gents! Thought you guys might like something silly to do and I thought this was cute (found it on an old xanga) -- Whats everyones new name?

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget

e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy

h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky

k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky

n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus

q = slimy
r= loopy
s = snotty

t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit

w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky

z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger

e = girdle
f= barf
g = lizard

h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey

k = potty
l = liver
m = banana

n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster

q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza

t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle

w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla

z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head

b = mouth
c = face
d = nose

e = tush
f = breath
g = pants

h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker

k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie

n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits

q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny

t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser

w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains

z = juice

(Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts :])

So, who are you?
 

helenNZ

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Jan 8, 2006
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hi my name is crusty lizard pants

i hope it did it right - my surname only has 2 letters! hehehehe!