I am "Zippy Chickenshorts", and you are? (lol)

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  1. Hey Ladies&Gents! Thought you guys might like something silly to do and I thought this was cute (found it on an old xanga) -- Whats everyones new name?

    Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

    a = poopsie
    b = lumpy
    c = buttercup
    d = gadget

    e = crusty
    f = greasy
    g = fluffy

    h = cheeseball
    i = chim-chim
    j = stinky

    k = flunky
    l = boobie
    m = pinky

    n = zippy
    o = goober
    p = doofus

    q = slimy
    r= loopy
    s = snotty

    t = tootie
    u = dorkey
    v = squeezit

    w = oprah
    x = skipper
    y = dinky

    z = zsa-zsa

    Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

    a = apple
    b = toilet
    c = giggle
    d = burger

    e = girdle
    f= barf
    g = lizard

    h = waffle
    i = cootie
    j = monkey

    k = potty
    l = liver
    m = banana

    n = rhino
    o = bubble
    p = hamster

    q = toad
    r = gizzard
    s = pizza

    t = gerbil
    u = chicken
    v = pickle

    w = chuckle
    x = tofu
    y = gorilla

    z = stinker

    Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

    a = head

    b = mouth
    c = face
    d = nose

    e = tush
    f = breath
    g = pants

    h = shorts
    i = lips
    j = honker

    k = butt
    l = brain
    m = tushie

    n = chunks
    o = hiney
    p = biscuits

    q = toes
    r = buns
    s = fanny

    t = sniffer
    u = sprinkles
    v = kisser

    w = squirt
    x = humperdinck
    y = brains

    z = juice

    (Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts :])

    So, who are you?
  2. I am Poopsie Applesniffer. hehe This is cute.
  3. i am Zippy Wafflechunks....how attractive :sad2:

    i sooo wanted to be slimy liverchunks.....
  4. Heh... chim-chim liverbuns here :amuse:
  5. Crusty Burger?!?!?!? WTF?!?!? That is sooooooo unappealing!:sick:
  6. Didn't see the third part. It gets better: Crusty Burger Tushie. Okay......
  7. OMFG I am Boobie Bubbletush rofl
  8. pinky applelips lol
  9. Hi my name is Poopsie Chickenlips. I know you all want me...
  10. hi my name is crusty lizard pants

    i hope it did it right - my surname only has 2 letters! hehehehe!
  11. :lol: :lol: :lol: I am Lumpy Liver Tush!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:

    There is probably some truth to that. :shame:
  12. I am Lumpy Cootiefanny. :lol:
  13. Snottie Liver! Ugh!
  14. Haha, the names you guys are getting are so adorable/hilarious :]
  15. mine (Boobie Bubbletush) sound like JLo :lol: