My newest and final 2 pairs to date come this week. I wrote a poem for them.
Twas the day of delivery, when all through the house
anticipation was mounting, except for the spouse.
The leg were shaven and prepared with care,
In hopes that the dear UPS man soon would be there.
The guinea pigs were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of lettuce danced in their heads.
They did not care what wonders would arrive
When the magic brown truck would pull up the drive
When out on the lawn there arose such a roar,
I ran to the door so I could see more.
The knock at the door was such a wonderous sound
as I finally laid eyes on the louboutins I found.
The first of the pair was a shiney red peep toe
for so long I've lusted for a heel not so low
The next pair was simple and a color of nude
I hope my dear UPS man did not think I'm rude
Now I await in the house all alone
for my dear hubby to get home
We need to go out, I'll wear my new shoes
So all can see the wonder that is you yous.