How I significantly whitened my teeth in less than 3 minutes.

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  1. NOTE: I pulled this tutorial from another forum. It was so ingenious, I MUST share. Original pictures from their rightful owner.

    How to significantly whiten teeth in just 3 minutes:

    Ok, first, find some dark colored eyeshadow.

    I had some black. Put this around your eyes. Be very generous with it.

    Now, get a second color. Bronze will do. Put this all over your face. Don't skimp.

    You're done!
    For an added touch, drool gold liquid.


    AND if they turn out whiter than you were expecting...

    How to significantly yellow your teeth:

    First, find some liquid eyeliner. Make a thick, neat line on your top lid and wing it on the edge. Apply a little to the bottom lid too. Start in the outer corner of the eye, and stop when your iris begins.

    Find some white paint. Slap this on your face, neck and shoulders.

    You're done!
    For another added touch, drool more liquid gold.

  2. Hahahahaha, I like this! However, I will not be trying out your methods ;)
  3. :roflmfao: this was funny and totally not what i expected ...

    i admit, the pics kinda scared me a bit :sweatdrop:
  4. i was scared too!!! lol
  5. LOL! :roflmfao:
    omg I was like wow this thread would be interesting!
    ahahaha I was not expecting this!

    Thanks for making my night :tup:
  6. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This made me laugh out loud..thanx for posting!!
  7. Lol!!!!
  8. love this!!! :tup:

    i thought it was going to be an advertisement....
  9. cute! not what I was thinking it would be
  10. haha!
  11. Lol...Crap, wasn't expecting that!

    I think we need more tutorials like this :smile:
  12. :lolots: TOO funny! love it!
  13. HAHA, advertisements don't get this many replies!
  14. I did too!
  15. Hahahaha wasn't expecting this! Too funny!