True Love:
Start picturing myself wearing her with outfits I don't have yet;
Daydream about scenes where I would look like Jackie O, Audrey Hepburn, Doris Day or Halle Berry using her (i.e. driving down the coast in an open convertible with
Coach scarf on head and sunglasses);
Everything I buy matches her in color/style;
The first time I use her I actually wear eye shadow, mascara, eyeliner and foundation instead of just lipstick, even if it's not a dressy situation;
At a restaurant, will place her on my lap with a napkin completely covering her instead of swinging her over the back of the chair;
Store her on the top shelf of my closet because I hope that if burglars break in, they'll start with the easier to reach items first;
Will give my DH a dirty look or an "Aghh" when he moves her even temporarily from her designated altar.
Feeling of meh:
Driving back from the outlet, will make a mental note to keep the receipt in an easy-to-find spot so that I can easily return her if necessary;
Will start looking at Ebay to find out what the going rate is for her (note: have actually never sold or even listed a purse, just the fact that the idea crossed my mind is a red flag);
Will show her to my sister or niece when they visit to see if they like her (with the intention of gifting her to them at Christmas if they show any interest).
Total purchase mistake:
Will take her to my mom's and leave her on the bed (because my mom wouldn't know Coach or any other designer from Foach but will appreciate all equally) without waiting for Christmas or any special gifting situation;
Take her back for a refund.