Hot Rod

  1. You know those movies where you think, "This is so stupid but it's hilarious?" This is one of those movies. By the end of the movie, my stomach hurt from laughing so hard.

    (Although, if you don't like stupid movies, you might want to avoid this one.)

    Self-proclaimed stuntman Rod Kimble (Samberg) is preparing for the jump of his life. Rod plans to clear fifteen buses in an attempt to raise money for his abusive stepfather Frank’s life-saving heart operation. He’ll land the jump, get Frank better, and then fight him, hard.
  2. Rod: The safe word is "WHiskey".
    Kevin: You mean whiskey?
    Rod: WHat?
    Kevin: I just don't understand why you're saying it that way.
    Rod: WHy am I saying WHat WHat WHay?

    Marie: It's nice to see him smiling again.
    Rod: He won’t be smiling...
    [yelling] WHEN I MURDER HIM!

    Rod: All great men have mustaches!
    Frank: Yes, but real men actually grow them!
    Rod: You know I have a hormone problem!