Hermes Help - Sac Mallette Lockout!

NH sorry, I didn't meant to put you under pressure! I know the suspense must be quite something for you. I live in wild South Africa, where rules are to be broken. You could get it X-rayed in a flash here (but you might get mugged on the way to the hospital, alas, this is not a country for flashing your Hermes!). I am a law-abiding kind of gal, but there would even be a good chance of me mugging you snappily and making off with the sac mallette. Who could resist?
I wish you the best of luck with unravelling the secrets of your bag.