Here's an interesting way to get back at vindictive or scamming buyers...

#16
^ one time some guy tried to scam me by selling me a maltese and asking for me to wire the money via western union. he said he'll ship to me (from cameroon, africa) the same day and i should have my pup that night. does he think i'm stupid? it doesn't take 6 hours to ship something from africa to TX. so i called him out on it and he threaten me with black magic/voodoo and african curse. he said he's gonna send the curse to my address i had on file. thank goodness it was my ex-boyfriend's address...
 
#17
i still have his email:

YOU ARE INDEED GORGEOUS.BUT HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF
> AFRICAN THUNDER??IF YOU DERE EMAIL ME AGAIN I WOULD
> SEND YOU SOMETHING YOU WILL LEAVE TO REMEMBER.WHAT
> WILL IT SOUND LIKE TO KNOW THAT YOU BECOME
> CRIPPLE??HAVE A NICE DAY MY FRIEND AND LEARN TO MIND
> YOUR BUSINESS FOR YOU MAY JUST BE RISKING YOUR OWN
> LIFE.


I don't want to sound wicked but i mean every word.There is nothing i can do about this any longer since i already contacted the specialist who sends thunder.You guys have always looked low on us Africans.
Now you want me to stop when i already spent close to $120.00 to see that you learn a perfect lesson.How do i recover my money??.I guess not possible.I think the best thing to do is to ask him to send the black magic so that you learn one big lesson in your life.You become a cripple and i would be the only one you can contact for treatment.The hospital would tell you that they are unable to identify any disease in your blood.Then you would come back to me and remember for you to walk after you become cripple you would have to spend $3000.00 or else leave to weep.
Thanks for understanding and do think about it.

and one last one

Dear Friend ,
I guess i have given you more than enough time to apologize.Well there is nothing we can do at this point but want i want to tell you is that just as i told you in my previous email i would be sending you a surprise package latest Monday Evening.
I hope you would have lovable memories with what i would send you.
 
#19
This is a true story... many years ago, there was a woman in our office who SAID she was going to Louisiana to see a voo-doo woman to "take care of her husband". And I suppose she did. She came back w/ some "stuff" and a doll.
About a month later, she had picked up her husband for lunch and brought a bucket of chicken for a "picnic in the park". He was snacking out of the bucket on the way to the park and started choking.
Now, she's telling us all about this AFTER lunch. And we said.. "OMG, what did you do when he started choking?". And HONEST TO GOD... she said... "I pulled over and told him to GET OUT of the car. His sorry ass is not DYING in my new Mercedes!" :roflmfao:
I just fell in the floor. And as far as I know, he's still alive, although I have heard that his health is NOT great. BUT.. that could certainly just be his mean-girl WIFE, and not any voo-doo!
 
#21
more_CHOOS said:
^ one time some guy tried to scam me by selling me a maltese and asking for me to wire the money via western union. he said he'll ship to me (from cameroon, africa) the same day and i should have my pup that night. does he think i'm stupid? it doesn't take 6 hours to ship something from africa to TX. so i called him out on it and he threaten me with black magic/voodoo and african curse. he said he's gonna send the curse to my address i had on file. thank goodness it was my ex-boyfriend's address...
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..soooo....did you get the Maltese:P:roflmfao:
 
#24
more_CHOOS said:
^ one time some guy tried to scam me by selling me a maltese and asking for me to wire the money via western union. he said he'll ship to me (from cameroon, africa) the same day and i should have my pup that night. does he think i'm stupid? it doesn't take 6 hours to ship something from africa to TX. so i called him out on it and he threaten me with black magic/voodoo and african curse. he said he's gonna send the curse to my address i had on file. thank goodness it was my ex-boyfriend's address...
Click to expand...


:roflmfao::roflmfao::roflmfao:
 
#27
more_CHOOS said:
i still have his email:

YOU ARE INDEED GORGEOUS.BUT HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF
> AFRICAN THUNDER??IF YOU DERE EMAIL ME AGAIN I WOULD
> SEND YOU SOMETHING YOU WILL LEAVE TO REMEMBER.WHAT
> WILL IT SOUND LIKE TO KNOW THAT YOU BECOME
> CRIPPLE??HAVE A NICE DAY MY FRIEND AND LEARN TO MIND
> YOUR BUSINESS FOR YOU MAY JUST BE RISKING YOUR OWN
> LIFE.


I don't want to sound wicked but i mean every word.There is nothing i can do about this any longer since i already contacted the specialist who sends thunder.You guys have always looked low on us Africans.
Now you want me to stop when i already spent close to $120.00 to see that you learn a perfect lesson.How do i recover my money??.I guess not possible.I think the best thing to do is to ask him to send the black magic so that you learn one big lesson in your life.You become a cripple and i would be the only one you can contact for treatment.The hospital would tell you that they are unable to identify any disease in your blood.Then you would come back to me and remember for you to walk after you become cripple you would have to spend $3000.00 or else leave to weep.
Thanks for understanding and do think about it.

and one last one

Dear Friend ,
I guess i have given you more than enough time to apologize.Well there is nothing we can do at this point but want i want to tell you is that just as i told you in my previous email i would be sending you a surprise package latest Monday Evening.
I hope you would have lovable memories with what i would send you.
Click to expand...

So did he ever send anything?
 
#28
i don't know...i never asked my ex because i was afraid if he did get something bad in the mail, he would blame it on me. but he's fine last i saw him, not cripple or anything...
 
#29
more_CHOOS said:
i don't know...i never asked my ex because i was afraid if he did get something bad in the mail, he would blame it on me. but he's fine last i saw him, not cripple or anything...
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...but wouldn't it have been funny if......
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