Help me Welcome my New Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Selena

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Jan 26, 2006
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:love:I just looked at him and knew he needed me as much as I needed him. Due to a freak genetic experiment gone horribly wrong he has been left with many medical needs, no one would step up to the plate and care for this little soul.

I love him. Mr. Meaty. I do however need to buy him some clothes as he is a little odd looking. I love him. I slept with him last night and although his snoring and twitches kept me awake that face gave me the pleasure of loving him more.

Pics to come........
 
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Thanks Jamie, yes he does have a peculiar smell but I have found that if i rub deodorant all over his body (except for the hair on his back) he has more of a pleasant smell.
 
OMG Mr. Meaty found a cheetoh in the pantry and started choking on it. Its like having a baby in the house again. He started gagging and his eyes were bulging. I totally freaked out, I had to put my finger down his throat to get the cheetoh out. I might have to lock him up tonight in the bathroom but he keeps turning on the water and splashes all over the place.
 
Oh Selena, I think you know. Does he sleep in the bed with you?


He slept with me and my husband last night, we just got him. But I think he has sleep apnea. My husband says NO MORE and I have to put him in the bathroom tonight but I am thinkign I will smuggle him back in bed after DH goes to sleep. If I could only get Mr. Meaty to stop gasping for air DH wouldnt know.