Once, when I was about 7 years old. I was with Mom in a discount department store, and an obese woman had passed out in the aisle, and was surrounded by store security and employees. Her skirt was hiked up to reveal a girdle (remember when ladies wore those!?!), stuffed with I think were dinner plates, or platters, something oval and housewares-ish. Of course, we didn't stop and stare, to be polite, so it's a fuzzy memory. A few years later, I was in the same store, and thought I saw a woman shoplifring in the craft department, but I wasn't certain, so Mom didn't turn her in (Mom didn't actually see this woman herself--she was in another aisle).
That store seemed to be shoplifting central! I remember Mom's story about a friend who saw another woman get caught shoplifting there--this woman went in with a girdle (more girdles!) that she had sewn lots of narrow pockets into--so she could shoplift individual pieces of flatware! And this wasn't Tiffany's, folks--just a low-rent store--we're talking cheap forks here!
Hmmm...I'm planning a trip to a fine jewelry store soon--wonder if you can still buy girdles? (Just joking--I'd NEVER steal anything, anywhere--it's just plain WRONG!)