Greetings from Ban Island - And why are you here? Photos required!!

[hermeshunter]

Just because you have to be banished to a place where you can no longer shop doesn't mean you have to be sent to the dungeon...

WELCOME TO BAN ISLAND!!


First day schedule:

• Breakfast 7am
• Confessional as to why you are here: 8am - *Action shots required*
• Group shopping withdrawal therapy 10-12
• Lunch on the beach 12-1

• Afternoon Breakout sessions 1-4
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  - What to do with your spare time now that you can no longer shop
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  - Accessorizing on a tight budget
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  - Shopping in your own closet
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  - Playing dress up with your best TPF friends (and enablers)

• Massage Therapy 4-5pm
• Meditation 5pm
• Cocktails at 7
• Dinner promptly at 8pm
• Credit card bonfire 10pm

Dress Code: Everything you have purchased in the last 6-8 months - so don't even think about carry-on...

Your room is ready for your arrival. Just remind us, why are you here?

 

[Julide]

I can't wait to join!!See you in a few weeks!!Until then...great idea HermesHunter!!!

 

[TankerToad]

Love the Credit card bondfire, if we havent burned them up already with too many swipes at Hermes or elsewhere, those cards were smoking hot already, won't need much to fan the flames.

 

[yummum]

I look forward to check in as soon as I am back from my overseas trip

This forum has tipped me off the edge!! No B/K yet, but slipping and sliding very fast into an orange abyss...an intervention is needed!

 

[catsinthebag]

I love it! As soon as my Kelly arrives, I will be joining you all on the island! (Of course, in true H fashion, who knows if that will be weeks, months or years?)

 

[licencetocook]

Oh how I love this thread , Herrmeshunter! It reminds me of the good old days loaded with H humour.

I will be seeing you next week after I have received a few bags, some bangles, a couple of scarves and a little toy. Got to be bikini ready first. Btw, is there a session for h and this sort of arm candy? Love this non-H accessory!

 

[yummum]

:lolots::lolots:

 

[yummum]

Gosh I am such a H newbie, I feel like I'm rubbing sholders with H forum legends! Love it! :giggles:

 

[trishaluvslv]

My plane lands at 7:30 am tomorrow , i'll be flying southwurst, boarding class C, since that's all the funds i had remaining, and all other credit cards have spontaneously combusted

I'll be a few minutes late to breakfast, but I'll have already had my protein shake and egg whites and oatmeal, so don't delay on my account....

ummmm, one agenda change if i may Madam chairwoman....may i propose we fit in the "bodysculpting using your loaded birkin/kelly/jpg" and "building your biceps with your bracelet stack" into the itinerary? I'm thinking as an afternoon breakout, but before massage therapy................

well, off to pack

 

[TankerToad]

Well, fellow detainees shall I start? I have been on a RTW tear. Yes, as the stock at H has been below dismal and I managed to get the bag I was on the list for in April last year in late December, my mind and money has wondered elsewhere.
So may I share some of my recent wickedness?
Yes, the Chanel Byzantine Collection was remarkable IMO and I cleaned up with the Jan 2012 sales. The attention to detail in this collection is so nice.
Then I found out RL was doing vintage peices. One. Of. A. Kind. This is from the 1920s. This dress came with paperwork. Seriously. Paperwork. But I didnt stop there. No. RL also had a case of vintage jewelry. I added two pair of earrings. One from 1900 and another to date with the dress circa 1920. No pictures yet, they are being sent to me.
And then this Akris dress. The jewel in the crown of their fall collection. How could I resist?

 

[LamborghiniGirl]

my lear jet just touched down on the tarmac although... the minute i get a call for a rouge casaque B... i'm taking off again LOL. but seriously... no. shopping. until then!!

this is like the ultimate virtual girls trip

 

[trishaluvslv]

Oh how I love this thread , Herrmeshunter! It reminds me of the good old days loaded with H humour.

I will be seeing you next week after I have received a few bags, some bangles, a couple of scarves and a little toy. Got to be bikini ready first. Btw, is there a session for h and this sort of arm candy? Love this non-H accessory!
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[TankerToad]

Lest we forget we are on the Hermes thread. Yes, I caved and bought the Kachinas dress.
The one here but with short sleeves

 

[trishaluvslv]

while i am packing please peruse my ban worthy violations.....i've been so busy bodybuilding and competing and wearing black stretchy pants for the last 18 months...i really haven't shopped, but i did give my SA my PO's and wish list over the course of that time span...plus RTW is tough when your size changes several times a year due to the competing ( i have three chanel suits that no longer fit or can be further tailored)...I just had surgery and was out of the gym (3 weeks) for the first time EVER in three years....so this is how i kept busy while i recovered....

 

[trishaluvslv]

Lest we forget we are on the Hermes thread. Yes, I caved and bought the Kachinas dress.
The one here but with short sleeves