Great joke- Apples and wine

  1. Apples and Wine
    >> >>
    >> >>Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of
    >> >>the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones
    >> >>because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead,
    >> >>they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as
    >> >>good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong
    >> >>with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to
    >> >>wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave
    >> >>enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share this
    >> >>with women who are good apples, even those who have already
    >> >>been picked!
    >> >>
    >> >>Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and
    >> >>it's up to women to stomp the **** out of them until they turn
    >> >>into something acceptable to have dinner with!
    >> >>
     
  2. Ah, this poem always cheers me up on another lonely singledom night !
     
  3. Love it!
     

  4. your not alone. you have all of us here with you.
     
  5. I :heart: this poem!!!! Thank you for posting it.
     
  6. That's a fantastic poem! So true.
     
  7. Aww.. :love::love::love: Too sweet !
     
  8. We need to coordinate a regular slumber party night! It makes those nights fun. Maybe bagnshoo could chaperone:lol:
     
  9. Great poem Sparkels, and O so true. :heart:
     
  10. Toooo Funny!!!!:lol:
     
  11. you're not alone at all!!!:biggrin:
    here's another lonely single!!!:whistle:
     
  12. Hahaha!! Except that I think my DH was fine wine to begin with :love: (Yes, I'm still madly in love)
     
  13. Good one!
     
  14. That's awesome!!!!!
     
  15. Do you know who wrote that? I wrote a short story like this yrs. ago.
     
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