I am on the hunt for a great black bag, with these specifics: * Preferably a one-strap shoulder bag or at least a double strap bag that both straps STAY on the shoulder (Doesn't one always want to fall off?) * Not HUMONGOUS! (Everyone keeps referring me to HH, but when I look at the sizes of their bags 18-20 inches wide, I am like "Whoa! Way too big!") * One main compartment * Soft leather (NOT Patent) * Not too heavy (I am having shoulder surgery next month, so my one good shoulder gets all the weight; I can't shift from shoulder to shoulder) * Please around $400 or under (I am on a serious shopping ban because of the uncoming holidays!) SORRY: This sounds like ALOT! For some reason I cannot seem to find "THE" bag. I bought a MONI MONI Splendor, which definitely did NOT work out, and the Dylan Linea Pelle looks like it just may be too huge. I like the bags with the double satchel handles and the optional long shoulder strap, also. Any advice from the experts here?