Golden Girls Fans?

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Aug 27, 2006
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#1
Anyone still watch the reruns on Lifetime? I still love watching that show when I can especially seeing Sophia in verbal action, Rose and her St. Olaf stories, Dorothy with her biting wit, and Blanche with her, um, many adventures! :P Reminds me of my grandma who passed away years ago since she loved watching the show even though her understanding of English was not complete. She always laughed when Sophia said one of her wisecrack jokes. :lol:
 
#2
I love The Golden Girls!!!!!!! I have seen every episode at least 5 times and I still watch it every chance I get. No one seems to understand my obsession, but I think that is one of the funniest shows ever made. I love how Blanche's initials happen to be B.E.D. :lol:.
 
#6
I love Blanche's stories! I love Rose and her wide eyed innocence! I love Sophia and her stories (And when she looks at Rose and goes "I hate you.")! I love how wry and matter of fact and sarcastic Dorothy is!
 
#7
Sophia: All you ever do is talk about your sexual problems! Well, what about my sexual problem?
Dorothy: Alright Ma, what is it?
Sophia: I'm not getting any!


Dorothy: [Sophia is busily cooking] Ma, what are you doing? You're supposed to be resting-remember what the doctor said?
Sophia: Dorothy, I'm feeling anxious. And when I feel anxious, there's only one thing that calms me down.
Dorothy: I know, Ma-cooking a big Italian meal.
Sophia: No, making hot naked love in a closet. But I looked around and decided to work with what I had.


Dorothy: [Sophia has rented a porno] Hi, Ma. Whatcha watching?
Sophia: I dunno, one of those Steven Spielberger movies.
Dorothy: That's not a Steven Spielberg? *What* are they doing?
Sophia: You know what they're doing. We had that talk when you were twelve.
Dorothy: Ma, I can't believe this! You rented a dirty movie?
Sophia: Dirty is in the eye of the beholder... OK, maybe *that's* a little dirty.


[Rose and Blanche are practicing for a Sound of Music play. Blanche is pretending to be standing on a balcony while Rose runs in yelling her lines]
Rose: [running into the room] The Nazis are coming! The Nazis are coming!
Sophia: [dashing in from the kitchen] Everybody grab a gun and go to the basement!


Blanche: Just like my heroine, sicker and sicker...
[to Dorothy]
Blanche: Of course, my heroine doesn't look like you. This is a romantic novel, not science-fiction.
[she leaves]
Dorothy: Remind me when I feel better to kick the crap out of her.


Blanche: [Blanche explaining why she worn red at her wedding instead of white] Oh please, it's bad enough hearing all those snickers as you walk down the aisle, but me in white, even I couldn't keep a straight face.



 
#8
Sophia: No offense, pussycat.
Dorothy: None taken, you cankerous little prune!


Freida Claxton: [to Blanche] Oh, yes, the slut. I've seen in your bedroom with my binoculars. I think some of the stuff you do is illegal. I'm looking into it.
Blanche: Why you...
[Dorothy grabs her as she lunges for Mrs. Claxton]
Dorothy: Now Blanche. Mrs. Claxton I'm Dorothy Zbornak.
Freida Claxton: Oh yeah. You're the one with nothing going on in your bedroom.
Dorothy: Why you...
[Blanche and Rose grab her as she lunges for Mrs. Claxton]


Dorothy: I'm turning this off.
Sophia: Wrong button. That's Fast Forward.
Rose: What are they doing?
Blanche: I know what they're doing, but I've never seen anyone do it at that speed.
Sophia: No, that's Reverse.
Blanche: I did that once... it was his birthday.


[Discussing a bad actress who played Anne Frank in a community theater play]
Dorothy: I mean, for the enitre second act, the audience kept yelling, "She's in the attic, she's in the attic!"


[Dorothy is solving a murder mystery]
Dorothy: I think I see now how it happened - last evening, at dinner, when Miss McGlen saw Blanche give Kendall Nesbitt her key, she was furious. She dropped a steak knife into her purse...
Sophia: Big deal. I took a whole place sitting.
Dorothy: NOT NOW, MA.


Rose: I've been on the phone for a half hour and you'll never guess what happened.
Dorothy: You realized you forgot to dial first.
Rose: No.
Blanche: You were holding the receiver the wrong way.
Rose: No.
Dorothy: You were talking into the TV remote instead of the phone.
Rose: No.
Blanche: A shoe?
Rose: No, I'm not an idiot. - The TV has a remote?


Miles Webber: Rose, I've never met anyone quite like you.
Sophia: Check the corn field on Hee-Haw.


Rose: Everybody likes me.
Sophia: I don't!
Rose: Oh, you just say that Sophia.
Sophia: REPEATEDLY!


Dorothy: Well Blanche is certainly taking her sister's novel better than I would. I would kill my sister Gloria if she ever wrote about my sex life.
Sophia: You would kill your sister over a pamphlet?


Blanche: I swear with God as my witness, I will never pick up another man!... in a library... on a Saturday... unless he's cute... and drives a nice car... Amen.


[In a darkened movie theatre]
Rose: I wonder what kind of movie this is...
[Off-camera sounds of woman screaming in horror and roaring chainsaw]
Dorothy: It's a musical, Rose.


Dorothy: Oh... but you thought we'd be interested in the story of little Yimminy? the boy who was raised by a moose...
Rose: That moose not only raised little Yimminy, he put him through medical school.


Dorothy: [to Sophia] You're a furry little gnome and we feed you too much.


Rose: Now, I know no one wants to hear any of my stories right now...
Dorothy: That's always a safe bet, Rose.
Rose: ...but you need to hear about my cousin Ingmar. He was different. He used to do bird imitations.
Blanche: Well, what's wrong with that?
Rose: Well, let's just say you wouldn't want to park your car under their oak tree.



 
#9
i thought I was a golden girls nut... I am in MD and it used to come on lifetime in the evening and late night.. but they put some other stuff on.. thank god i get off early because it comes on at 4 and 430 m-f
I love it and have seen every episode at least 6 times- but they other day i seen one i dont ever recall seeing before and i ws racking my brain to remember.. i love the show !!!!!
 
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