Go Fug Yourself

  1. Anyone else read this? It's hilarious!


    It's like E!'s Fashion Police, but it's so much more delightfully catty and b:censor: y! I LOVE it!

    Here are some of my favorites:


    Put them away.
    The 6 Billion Residents of the Planet Earth. We've ALL seen them already.
    PS: Despite the fact that you're desperately wearing it open to the waist, that dress is cute, and your hair looks sweet. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO AND EFF IT UP?
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    A nightgown over leggings -- LEGGINGS! WHY DON'T YOU JUST STAB ME? -- accessorized with a Hefty bag? FINE. FINE. If this is what you want, then FINE It's OVER. I LOVED you. I DEFENDED you. I MADE YOU MY AIM ICON, FOR PETE'S SAKE. And this is how you decide to end it? Well, I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW. Because MY HEART is BROKEN.
    PS: The shoes are still good.
    PPS: My endorsement of your shoes DOES NOT mean I am NOT breaking up with you, because I AM. But let's all remember WHY I am. BECAUSE YOU PUSHED ME TO IT. It's all YOUR FAULT. I tried to make this work. I tried to COMMUNICATE. But you just wouldn't listen.
  3. Jessica Simpson woke up this morning and took a long hard look at her wardrobe.
    "I don't like any of this," she said. "I hate all my designer clothing. I hate all my jeans. I hate everything that fits. I loathe anything in here that looks even vaguely clean." She was silent for a long, long, long, long, long, long moment. Thinking.
    At last! "I know what I need to do," she announced to the small, yappy, fluffy dog at her feet.
    "I need to go Federline."
  4. It's great isn't it, I'm always checking for new updates! Hilarious!
  5. It really is a cute site and makes me laugh a lot. It's unfortunate that I know the designs of most that he's trashing. That's when I know I may be too caught up in fashion. He helps bring us all back to reality.
  6. That site is so cruel but funny! I love to see what mistakes the celebs are making because it makes them seem normal! And they always have funny commentary
  7. haha thanks for the website..it's hilarious. I think I've already been on it for an hour & I'll probably be on it for a couple more.
  8. LOLOLOL. Mean but it's true.
  9. hahah i had never heard of it.. but now it's definitely going to my FAVS!
  10. omg...i wish someone would actually say that stuff to dina lohan! :yes:

  11. I've never heard of that website!!!! Thank you for posting! It's hilarious!!!!! My fav. is the Jessica Simpson one (above)...LOL
  12. I have it bookmarked.
  13. Haha! I HAD to post this! (Today it's about Carson Daly!)

    Good for Carson for getting himself in shape at a relatively normal speed, but this photo makes me think he's crossed the line into obsession and become a hungry, wan shell. Remember on Seinfeld when Kramer sunbathed in butter, and the smell of crispy flesh piqued Newman's salivary glands such that he started seeing Kramer's head atop the body of a golden-roasted turkey, and became ravenous? That look in Newman's eye has been born again in Carson's. Something is not quite right with the way he's sucking on his lips, as if willing himself not to lick them out of bloodlust for the delicious, meaty, protein-laden photographer who is snapping the shot.

    "You've already had your solid for the day, Carson," he is chanting to himself, right hand twitching toward the yellow rubber Live Strong bracelet that acts as his talisman. "Don't even THINK about how he would taste with a pot of lobster bearnaise, and a loaded baked potato... some buttered green beans... hot rolls... Oh, yummy, this man is MINE -- wait, NO! Shake it off, soldier! STAY ALIVE! A Zone bar WILL find you!"
  14. This is completely off topic, but I love Jessica Simpson's sunnies in that picture. I wonder who they're by? :wlae: