I recently bought a new sweater, and Oma (my grandmother) insisted on washing it. So I said okay, but not to hang it outside, since birds have a tendency to sh*t all over our yard. What do I see when I come home from school? My brand new, 150 EUR sweater hanging outside. And when I go to look at it, what do I see? Black bird sh*t running down the front & back of my sweater. I am beyond words right now, I'm so f:censor:cking furious. I doubt the stain will come out, since it's BLACK...But Oma says it will. We'll see. If not...I expect to have a new sweater ASAP. Anybody have any tips on how to get bird sh*t out of clothes?