GAME! Corrupt My Wish

[k. bell]

The object here is to write a wish.
The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence or twist to it... she/he then writes another wish, which the next person corrupts. Another rule is that you must wait a few more posts to post again.

Example:

1st person: I wish it wasn't raining today.

2nd person:
Granted, but it you are sick in bed all day
I wish I won $$$ for the purse of my choice

3rd Person:
Granted, but they are sold out every where you go.
I wish my DH cooked dinner for a whole month.

4th Person:
Granted, but he only cooked what he wanted to eat


Okay, I'll start.

I wish it was 5 o'clock so that I would be off of work.

 

[Faithful]

Granted - but only because you have been made redundant

(ok that felt mean!)

 

[Bags4Bubbles]

OK... I'll try.

Granted - But you have to go to a company dinner party and make a presentation at 6.

I wish I had a Balenciaga bag in every color of the rainbow.

 

[caitlin1214]

Granted, but they're all the same style.


I wish I could cook like the chefs on Top Chef.

 

[bellissima61]

Granted, but you have to develop your own show.

I wish I could get cosmetic surgery on a certain part of my anatomy...

 

[krmkjk]

Granted, but it will be a horribly ugly outcome

I wish I had a new puppy

 

[Wild Orchid]

Granted, but the puppy has a medical condition and will only live a few months.

I wish I had a huge walk-in closet.

 

[caitlin1214]

Granted, but the roof will cave in and ruin all your clothes.


I wish I could donate some money to one of my favorite charities.

 

[theglamorous]

Granted but you gave all your money away and you can not buy anything.

I wish i could have a million dollars.

 

[sweetlove]

granted, but you will get sued for (and loose) $2 mill.

I wish I could have a bigscreen TV.

 

[KoobaLover]

Granted, but the only channel it will broadcast is the weather channel.

I wish that Minnesota would be warm all year long.

 

[bellissima61]

Granted, but then the polar icecaps melt.

I wish I could be young again.

 

[arjeepgirl]

Granted, but then you must lose all your wisdom and knowledge.

I wish I was done with school.

 

[sweetlove]

granted, but you will never get a good paid job and is stuck washing the toilets at Wal-Mart (no offense to those who actually does that)

I wish I was 4 inches taller.

 

[KoobaLover]

Granted, but you can only wear the pants you own now.

I wish airfare was free.