My friend Richard's dad put his Blackberry on top of their car (because it was 'sqawking'!) and drove off with the Blackberry on top of the car. Needless to say, it probably flew off and got crushed by a semi. We had lunch at a chinese restaurant, and Richard wanted his tea leaves read, and his mom said, "I can tell you your fortune, you'll have problems communicating today!" It was hilarious. Well, at least I thought so.