So tonight I layed low with a friend and we ordered dinner and hung out. Well I flagged down a cab to take home since I didn't want to take this sub this late- and it was a little stinky- but I figured oh well. Most cab drivers just drive- this guy asked how my night was! I was taken aback a little bit.. so we got to talking The conversation could not have got funnier... it went something like this: Me: So when are you off tonight? Dude: Around 5 Am Me: Wow that is late! You must get lots of drunks and crazies! Him: Ohhh yes.. they all come from the bars all drunk. The boys and girls I drive take home different people every night Me: Erhmmm ohhhkay Him: Yes sometimes they begin making sex in my cab Me: Him: They start taking off panties and sucking Me: Him: They do sex right in my cab. They can't wait Me: What do you say?!?! Him: I tell them to go home and do it behind the doors. Human bodies like to do that. That is how human bodies are made- to like sexing. But not in my cab. My cab will stop and it is shaking back and forth... Me: What a night!!!!!!