We had to rush my dog to the vet because of a dumb bee sting, and I was carrying my bf's keys in my brand new Botkier Sophie satchel. On the way to the car, I am holding my small dog in my arms and he's carrying my purse, trying to get his keys out. Out of an ENTIRE TRUNK LID that has one big splotch of bird sh*t, he chooses to rest my purse ON TOP THE DRIED BIRD SH*T to make it easier for him to dig through my purse. He has about 4 feet of clean space to do this, but no. He HAS to rest it on the bird poop. Of course, I can't yell at him because he just helped me rush my dog to the vet. So I stand there, holding my dog, with my lips in a tight line. Guys are so freaking dumb. I just want to smack him over the head. Any idea how to disinfect without ruining the leather?