For All Dog Lovers - Important Information.....

  1. As a dog lover and owner (I have five) - I can totally comfirm that this is All True....



    1. If I like it, it's mine.
    2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
    3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
    4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
    5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
    6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
    7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
    8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
    9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
    10. If it's broken, it's yours.

    HOW DOGS AND MEN ARE THE SAME: (men keep reading, you'll get your turn)

    1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
    2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
    3. Both mark their territory.
    4. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
    5. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
    6. Neither does any dishes.
    7. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
    8. Both like dominance games.
    9. Both are suspicious of the postman.
    10. Neither understands what you see in cats.


    1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
    2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.
    3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.
    4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.
    5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
    6. Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and they never
    laugh at how you throw.)
    7. You can train a dog.
    8. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK, the
    really worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a
    vaccine for it and you can kill the one that gives it to you).
    9. Dogs understand what "no" means.
    10. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.


    1. A dog's parents will never visit you.
    2. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.
    3. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.
    4. A dog never expects you to telephone.
    5. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.
    6. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.
    7. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.
    8. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.
    9. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.
    10. A dog does not shop.


    1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you
    2. Don't go out without ID.
    3. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
    4. Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is
    5. When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as
    soon as you're dragged out from under the bed).

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
  2. hahaha :smile: That is so freaking cute :smile:

    My dog used to stick his nose/head in between my legs so I would scratch behind his ears :heart:33

  3. My fav part.. coz it's so true! :nuts:
  4. HeHeHe! :lol:

    Very funny (and accurate)! :yes:

    Thanks for posting! :biggrin:
  5. Oh this is all too true!!! i love them dogs~:love:
  6. That is to funny and all so true!!:smile:
  7. Hahah... aww thats adorable!!!
    Thank you for sharing :smile:
  8. Love it - thanks for posting!