It's 8:45 am and I'm sitting here watching Parental Control on MTV and a commercial for the MTV Music Awards comes on with Jessica Alba fact #82 where she kicks ass against the paparazzi. The guy she's beating up says, "we were after her!" Jessica looks and it's Nicole Richie with a yellow first or an apple green first in bad lighting (I couldn't really tell). Nicole says, "Thanks *****." 
