You're out on a date with a hot guy or girl, and you're enroute to the restaurant at which you will be spending this hopefully romantic evening. Along the way, you guys get stuck in traffic. Forgetting that you had a three bean burrito, with extra cheese and double meat, your stomach starts to bubble something awful, and you suddenly feel the urge to fart. What do you do? Each of us knows how bad our farts smell, and we can only imagine how someone, who's never been exposed to the horrifying tragedy that is our gas, would respond. My answer: I'm farting. I'll try to be discreet about it, but, I'm farting. I don't know about you guys, but, when I get that urge to fart, and refuse to let it loose, I start sweating and hallucinating like a phuthamucker..Believe you me, that's some scary stuff.