I was watching Family Guy Presents: Stewie Griffin - The Untold Story and I remembered what a funny, brilliant show this is! (Not only is the writing wonderful, but the visual gags are SO funny!) Anyone else watch this? I love Stewie. He's a baby but he doesn't talk or act like a baby! (Sure, he has a teddy bear named Rupert, but that's about it.) He's a Dr. Evil in the making in a baby's body. I love Brian. Oddly enough, he's the 'straight' character of the show. He's the voice of reason. Yes, he drinks, and he had a problem with cocaine. Yes, he's in love with Lois, but for the most part, he's very sensible. I love Quagmire. He's a friend of Peter's. He's a Don Juan, ladies' man, do anything that moves, hit on every woman, swinging bachelor type of guy. He's hit on Lois a bunch of times. He's the type of guy that can make anything anyone says sound dirty. (And he usually does!) (And it's the funniest thing to see either Stewie or Brian drunk.) Some of the BEST lines from this DVD: Brian Griffin: You're drunk! Stewie Griffin: [slurred] You're sexy! Peter Griffin: Hey, Stewie. How about Daddy teaches you how to swim? Stewie Griffin: Go... away... fat man. [Peter picks up Stewie] Stewie Griffin: Dah! What do you think you're doing? No means no! [Stewie hangs on Peter's arm while Peter tries to get Stewie in the pool] Peter Griffin: Come on, Stewie! In... the... pool! Stewie Griffin: No! No, I don't want to die! I want to live! Live! Brian Griffin: [Quagmire is planning a cross-country sex trip and has put up a sign on the side of his Winebego] Hey Quagmire, isn't there an "o" in "country"? Man #1: [Lois and Peter are watching a Sam Adams commercial on TV] I'll have water, please. Man #2: I'll have water too, but with lemon, please. Man #3: I'll have a Sam Adams, please Man #4: It's 9:30 in the morning!' Man #1: And don't you have an outstanding DUI? Man #3: Yeah, but I gotta get the taste of weed and hooker spit out of my mouth. Man #4: [pause] I'll have a Sam Adams as well. Sam Adams: Samuel Adams! Always a good decision! Diane Simmons: In other news, after several grueling days of frightening uncertainty, I finally get my period. Tom Tucker: Well Diane, I'm sure you and your brother must be devastated by the loss of the two-headed offspring that might have been.