I completely agree with these!!!
• Logomania - tacky and gauche
• Fanny Packs / Bum Bags -
• Studded everything - especially the shoes (some of the bags are super cute. But we’re just stud overloaded)
• Torn jeans - why was this ever a “thing”?
• Long dragon nails
• Mom jeans
• Dad sneakers
I’d like to add these:
• Men in sagging jeans or skinny jeans - please just get some pants that fit!!!
• French manicures - I’m guilty of still wearing these from time to time because they’re practical.
But, we all have to take a deep breath and let them go. LOL!
• Conspicuously displayed belt buckles - tucked in shirts fronts, hanging out shirt backs. Are people really that hungry to have others know they have a designer belt?
• Heavily made up faces, especially the heavy contouring - Why is everyone so unhappy with their real face??? It looks so fake and so tacky.
• Spider like false eyelashes
• Over the knee boots -
Very few people look good in these... like only 4 people worldwide. Everyone else looks like pirates.
• Platform shoes - some platform can be great to make higher heels more comfortable. But the super chunky stripper platform heels have to go.
• Cropped / ankle pants - no one looks good in these. They look like tired mom wear.
• Unusable micro bags
• Women mincing around in uncomfortable designer heels. They think we’re admiring the red bottoms. We’re actually laughing because they walk like a peg legged pigeon.
• Hair extensions - Women are not horses. Why they wish to look like one remains a mystery. And, does any partner want to put their hands in their woman’s head and feel knots, gears, pulleys or whatever else they did to stick it in there?
• Cosmetic fillers - particularly the lips. It’s gawd awful. Everyone thinks “their” fillers are done well. 95% of them are dead wrong. We need to gently tell them.
• Colored contact lenses
• Over bleached hair - it looks unhealthy and rarely goes with the person’s skin tone
• Undyed roots - please maintain a regular color schedule. An inch of differently colored roots is
not a style.
• Pandora jewelry - ‘80’s charm bracelets and add-a-bead necklaces had a baby.
• Tiffany RTT jewelry - Yes, I have some too. But, it just looks dated.
And, I’m going to get slaughtered for offering these:
<puts on bullet proof vest>
• LV Neverfuls - I get that they are practical. (But are they really? No top closure, skinny shoulder straps, no dividers or multiple pockets for organization...) But they are overdone and never elevate / accent an outfit. They just kind of hang out.
• Cartier love bracelets and VCA Alhambra jewelry - I know these aren’t “fads” per se but the wearing of them has exploded in the last 5-7 years. I don’t get it. If they were from Michael Kors or Calvin Klein no one would buy them because neither really look all that great.
<runs for cover>