Can you recognize the person in the picture (2006s Sexiest Woman Alive, to be unveiled in 11/06)? Who do you think she is?
Scarlett Johansson?
Who has inspired a song? (one of the 20 questions)
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THE SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE
Who Is She?
[A mystery in six parts]
http://www.esquire.com/sexiestwoman06/
Part 1: Breakfast
You will not find the Sexiest Woman Alive at a photo shoot for a lingerie catalog. Or on the cover of a laddie magazine. Or at an adoption center in Somalia. You will find her in a trailer park. More specifically, youll find her in an aluminum double-wide in Sun Valley, California, her head stuck in the fridge, a half-guzzled Bud tallboy on the linoleum floor beside her. At least today you will. Perhaps the Sexiest Woman Alive has fallen on hard times. Contractually, we cant say. Another possibility: The Sexiest Woman Alive askedno, politely demandedto be photographed as a trailer babe in permy blond curls. And you dont argue with the Sexiest Woman Alive. But you didnt hear that from us.
In past years, the SWA mantle has been worn proudly and nobly by Angelina Jolie and Jessica Biel. They have served America well. But its the summer of a new year, and it has fallen upon the editors of Esquire to choose a worthy successor. However, theres a catch: We cannot reveal the identity 2006s Sexiest Woman Alive. The unveiling, as required by unalterable tradition, is scheduled for November.
Instead, we will present one alluring and delightfully enigmatic photo each month for the next five months. Until then, wild and irresponsible speculation about her identity is encouraged at esquire.com.
And to fuel the conjecturing, we will ask twenty questions our mystery woman each month. The first installment of that exchange is below. You can trust all of her answers. But perhaps not all that you see.
Twenty Questions For the Sexiest Woman Alive
Are you animal, vegetable, or mineral?
Mostly mineral.
Are you an athlete?
Yes. If you consider sleeping eleven hours athletic.
Are you a business leader?
Id like to think so.
Are you a religious figure?
No. Absolutely not.
Are you a vegetarian?
No.
Do you have a tattoo?
No. Not yet.
Do you have any piercings?
Yes.
Have you ever been married to Tommy Lee?
No. Im missing two important things, as you can see
Do you have an accent?
We all have accents.
Do you prefer John Lennon or Paul McCartney?
Im a George Harrison kind of girl.
Have you inspired a song?
Yes.
Do you have a blog?
No.
Were you born before the end of the Vietnam War?
No.
Have you ever appeared on a WB show?
No, thankfully not.
Are you into Kabbalah?
No.
Next Month: Part 2: Ablutions
Scarlett Johansson?
Who has inspired a song? (one of the 20 questions)
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THE SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE
Who Is She?
[A mystery in six parts]
http://www.esquire.com/sexiestwoman06/
Part 1: Breakfast
You will not find the Sexiest Woman Alive at a photo shoot for a lingerie catalog. Or on the cover of a laddie magazine. Or at an adoption center in Somalia. You will find her in a trailer park. More specifically, youll find her in an aluminum double-wide in Sun Valley, California, her head stuck in the fridge, a half-guzzled Bud tallboy on the linoleum floor beside her. At least today you will. Perhaps the Sexiest Woman Alive has fallen on hard times. Contractually, we cant say. Another possibility: The Sexiest Woman Alive askedno, politely demandedto be photographed as a trailer babe in permy blond curls. And you dont argue with the Sexiest Woman Alive. But you didnt hear that from us.
In past years, the SWA mantle has been worn proudly and nobly by Angelina Jolie and Jessica Biel. They have served America well. But its the summer of a new year, and it has fallen upon the editors of Esquire to choose a worthy successor. However, theres a catch: We cannot reveal the identity 2006s Sexiest Woman Alive. The unveiling, as required by unalterable tradition, is scheduled for November.
Instead, we will present one alluring and delightfully enigmatic photo each month for the next five months. Until then, wild and irresponsible speculation about her identity is encouraged at esquire.com.
And to fuel the conjecturing, we will ask twenty questions our mystery woman each month. The first installment of that exchange is below. You can trust all of her answers. But perhaps not all that you see.
Twenty Questions For the Sexiest Woman Alive
Are you animal, vegetable, or mineral?
Mostly mineral.
Are you an athlete?
Yes. If you consider sleeping eleven hours athletic.
Are you a business leader?
Id like to think so.
Are you a religious figure?
No. Absolutely not.
Are you a vegetarian?
No.
Do you have a tattoo?
No. Not yet.
Do you have any piercings?
Yes.
Have you ever been married to Tommy Lee?
No. Im missing two important things, as you can see
Do you have an accent?
We all have accents.
Do you prefer John Lennon or Paul McCartney?
Im a George Harrison kind of girl.
Have you inspired a song?
Yes.
Do you have a blog?
No.
Were you born before the end of the Vietnam War?
No.
Have you ever appeared on a WB show?
No, thankfully not.
Are you into Kabbalah?
No.
Next Month: Part 2: Ablutions
I'm trying to think of someone who is hot right now...umm, I need more clues!
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