Post the stupid work policies or decisions here. If I can steal a quote from Dilbert - True Tales of Induhviduals (emphasis on the duh)
For example, I just had a supervisor ask me why I had a personal keyed lock on my company issued locker. We are supposed to use the combination lock that the company provides for us. I hate combination locks because you have the memorize the number, they take forever to open, etc. So I, in my ever so sarcastic way, told the supervisor - "According to the Americans With Disabilities Act, you have to provide reasonable accommodation for people that are unable to remember combinations. I would be happy to provide you with the key to my lock, if you require it." So far they haven't forced the issue.
My next attempt to side track management will be the excuse of "I have a keyed lock because it is The Way of My People." I have been able to get away with a lot of stuff with that excuse. Usually people are too afraid for a EEO case to ask you what you mean. This excuse is courtesy of my Uncle who made it up coming back from Europe when he was in the military back in the mid-60's. He had a mustache which was not allowed. He gave that response to an Officer, "It's the Custom of My People" when asked about the mustache. It helps that my Uncle is 1/4 Hispanic and looks slightly ethnic, but not so much that you can pinpoint what origin his ethnicity comes from. Ever since then, that excuse has been a family joke and we use it whenever we can get away with it.
For example, I just had a supervisor ask me why I had a personal keyed lock on my company issued locker. We are supposed to use the combination lock that the company provides for us. I hate combination locks because you have the memorize the number, they take forever to open, etc. So I, in my ever so sarcastic way, told the supervisor - "According to the Americans With Disabilities Act, you have to provide reasonable accommodation for people that are unable to remember combinations. I would be happy to provide you with the key to my lock, if you require it." So far they haven't forced the issue.
My next attempt to side track management will be the excuse of "I have a keyed lock because it is The Way of My People." I have been able to get away with a lot of stuff with that excuse. Usually people are too afraid for a EEO case to ask you what you mean. This excuse is courtesy of my Uncle who made it up coming back from Europe when he was in the military back in the mid-60's. He had a mustache which was not allowed. He gave that response to an Officer, "It's the Custom of My People" when asked about the mustache. It helps that my Uncle is 1/4 Hispanic and looks slightly ethnic, but not so much that you can pinpoint what origin his ethnicity comes from. Ever since then, that excuse has been a family joke and we use it whenever we can get away with it.