I too loathe and despise ALL clowns and anything directly or indirectly related, or in proximity to, clowns or anything clownlike...including (but not limited to) the circus (smells), sideshows, or areas of amusement parks frequented by clowns, restaurants (or anyplace else) with clown themes, brands of things that use a clown as a logo (jumbo straws, party favors, etc.), clown related candy (circus peanuts, cotton candy), clown shoes & apparatus (squirty flowers, colorful scarves, unicycles), clown songs (Tears of a Clown, Send in the Clowns, etc.), ...how about that damn clown with the striped legs in the kid's room in Poltergeist? Oh, man! I'm with you guys, DOWN WITH CLOWNS!