I was referred to a back doctor but I couldn't get past his name so I didn't call for an appointment. His name was Dr. Scott Dye. I just didn't see myself addressing him comfortably.
I was once stupid enough to accept a job working for a boss named
T~~~~~ King Butt. (exact spelling of second and last name)
He had 2 boys who were always getting beat up at school for their name.
Boss turned out to be an absolute king-size butt and I quit a few months later after I discovered he had embezzled company funds away from his partner-brothers. Yikes!
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My brother married a lovely Irish Catholic woman, Ginny.
Her real name was Virginia Mary M~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
She told me that upon entry to University, some joker entered her name into the permanent college records as
Virgin Mary M~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
For 4 years, she had to answer roll call to that name.
I remembered some other names I have come across in the past. A long time ago I had a manager named Tom Collins (like the drink). When I worked at Mercedes, we had some customers with celebrity names like Chuck Norris, Steven Baldwin, and Elizabeth Taylor.
My Mom's dentist is named Dr. Slaughter. I always have wondered how she picked him out of potential denstists. The name itself would be a huge turn-off 2 me!
There are TONS of funny names here in Hong Kong...here are a few that I have seen.... fish, milk, gut, hercules, cliquot, cinderella.
I knew a kid named Meshack. It was in 3rd grade and I thought it was VERY humorous. There was a girl I swam against named "Charlie Dykehouse" It realllyyy was a manly name for a girl- I always laughed at the last name.
I don't have any great ones, you all have HILARIOUS ones!!
I went to high school with a kid that was named Harry Bush. I don't know what his parents were thinking! He went by his middle name, but on the first day of school, none of the teachers knew so they would call out his actual name.
I used to work in the medical records department pulling files as my first job, and we'd crack up at names all the time (yes, the job was boring! ). I don't really remember many, but there was one guy with the last name of Penissman. Not pronounced that way, but yeah.