So I'm sitting in the office on the computer, and my fiance is in the living room playing a game on his Xbox and swearing up a storm. This is really the only time he swears- apparently those cartoon referees really need to hear it!
We've been talking about trying to start a family as soon as we get married in August, and he admits he's going to have to work on this swearing thing. Which makes me think of my assistant, who has 3 kids. Her favorite I-need-to-swear-but-can't-in-front-of-the-kids word is "fartknockers". My high school French teacher used to say "fauteuil" (pronounced "fa-TOY", the French work for armchair). What do you guys say when you really need to swear but can't?
We've been talking about trying to start a family as soon as we get married in August, and he admits he's going to have to work on this swearing thing. Which makes me think of my assistant, who has 3 kids. Her favorite I-need-to-swear-but-can't-in-front-of-the-kids word is "fartknockers". My high school French teacher used to say "fauteuil" (pronounced "fa-TOY", the French work for armchair). What do you guys say when you really need to swear but can't?