Dear Santa....

L.Vuitton.Freak

L.Vuitton.Freak

Jason W
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Aug 27, 2011
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#1
Dear Santa,

I have been very good this year.... *cough* straight A's on my report card :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: . Therefore, I would like to have a few things underneath my christmas tree, well under the christmas tree in the lobby at The Plaza ...

LV set of Steamer Trunks in MC white and black
LV set of Small Hardsided Travel Companions for the Steamer Trunks in MC white and black
LV Lockit in Monogram Fetish, Voyage, MM and Clutch
LV Rayures Neverfull and Noe
LV Speedy 35 B in Mono

Chanel jumbo flap bag in black lambskin, white lambskin and something exotic
Chanel medium flap bag in black lambskin, white lambskin and something exotic

Hermes Birkins.... well a matching set in Royal Blue Porous Croc with GHW in sizes 30, 35, 40
Hermes Kelly 35cm in Glossy black porous croc with SHW
Hermes Constance in Grey Lizard
Hermes Kelly Pochette Longue in Glossy black porous croc with SHW
several Hermes scarfs and bandeaus

plus some SLGs from different brands eg LV, gucci, prada, chanel, hermes, goyard....

From Jason

ps. I've been very good this year so please put this under the Plaza Christmas tree :biggrin: I know its a bit expensive, but its not as expensive as my mums so please put that into consideration...

So guys what is on your christmas wishlist to Santa, if you guys have been good this year ;) And oh to start things off with a little Christmas joke:

Why is Santa's sack so big?

Because he comes only once a year.... you know what I mean.... ;)
 
#2
Hahahaha !!! Love your joke ! Hope you don't mind if I steal it ?!?

You must have been REALLLLLY good this year bc you have a very pricey wish list !!!
My Christmas wish list is probably not going totally filled this year bc I already got a present! ( my hubby upgraded my wedding rings . Same solitaire but new all diamond bands. So I'm not complaining!)
My realistic affordable wish list is :
- damier ebene Neverfull GM
- a LV wallet ( mono or ebene zippy,origami or compact zippy wallet
MY un realistic wish list ( toatally not affordable )-
- Hermes birkin ( brown or orange)
- LV Alma in pomme vernis
- Chanel cerf bag in brown
- Celine mini luggage tote
- Chanel ballet flats in any normal color
THAT'S ALL !
Merry Christmas to you and keep us posted on what Santa brings you !!
 
#4
Jason, you already know I want a Bleu Infini Alma PM!!! :P But I don't think even Santa can find me one at this stage.

Joke: What is Santa's favourite pizza?? One that's "deep pan, crisp & even".

By the way, no-one will be able to beat your joke!! :lol:
 
#6
specme said:
Hahahaha !!! Love your joke ! Hope you don't mind if I steal it ?!?

You must have been REALLLLLY good this year bc you have a very pricey wish list !!!
My Christmas wish list is probably not going totally filled this year bc I already got a present! ( my hubby upgraded my wedding rings . Same solitaire but new all diamond bands. So I'm not complaining!)
My realistic affordable wish list is :
- damier ebene Neverfull GM
- a LV wallet ( mono or ebene zippy,origami or compact zippy wallet
MY un realistic wish list ( toatally not affordable )-
- Hermes birkin ( brown or orange)
- LV Alma in pomme vernis
- Chanel cerf bag in brown
- Celine mini luggage tote
- Chanel ballet flats in any normal color
THAT'S ALL !
Merry Christmas to you and keep us posted on what Santa brings you !!
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ohhh i hope you get what you want on your christmas wishlist.... i hope i get the cheapest of the lot a speedy 35 b..... and yeah by all means take the joke.... i wont get ****ed off.... i would be like OH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOL!!!!!
 
#7
Possum said:
Jason, you already know I want a Bleu Infini Alma PM!!! :P But I don't think even Santa can find me one at this stage.

Joke: What is Santa's favourite pizza?? One that's "deep pan, crisp & even".

By the way, no-one will be able to beat your joke!! :lol:
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ohhh yes!!!! you want your bleu infini alma pm.... just hope that santa sees your letter fast before LV jerks decide to discontinue it.... well at least if all options go out, why dont you just hunt one down on ebay....

and your joke is really funny too.... i almost ruined my keyboard by spilling hot coffee with laughter :biggrin: can we trade jokes ????
 
#8
oh some more funny (dirty) santa jokes...... and oh keep your letters to santa coming.... hope we all get heard especially for possum and her bleu infini alma pm....

Top 10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren’t
10. Did you get any under the tree?
9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
8. Check out Rudolph’s Honker!
7. Santa’s sack is really bulging.
6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
4. I love licking the end till it’s really sharp and pointy.
3. From here you can’t tell if they’re artificial or real.
2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.



Christmas Card problem solved!

Last Christmas, grandpa was feeling his age, and found that
shopping for Christmas gifts had become too difficult. So he
decided to send checks to everyone instead.

In each card he wrote, “Buy your own present!” and mailed them
early.

He enjoyed the usual flurry of family festivities, and it was
only after the holiday that he noticed that he had receiving very
few cards in return. Puzzled over this, he went into his study,
intending to write a couple of his relatives and ask what had
happened. It was then, as he cleared off his cluttered desk that
he got his answer. Under a stack of papers, he was horrified to
find the gift checks which he had forgotten to enclose with the
cards.

Addicted to the Web
(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)

Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,
From my mouth, drool is glist’nin’,
I’m happy — although
My boss let me go –
Happily addicted to the Web.
All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There’s beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Happily addicted to the Web!

Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, “Yo, man!
Don’t you know tonight’s the senior prom?”
With a listless shrug, I mutter “No, man;
I just discovered laugh-a-lot-dot-com!”
I don’t phone, don’t send faxes,
Don’t go out, don’t pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
I’m happily addicted to the Web!

Happ-ilyyyyy, ad-dict-eeeed to the Weeeeeb!!! (Ye



A Car For Christmas

Danny had recently passed his driving test and decided to ask his clergyman father if there was any chance of him getting a car for Christmas, which was yet some months away. ‘Okay.’ said his father ‘I tell you what I’ll do. If you can get your ‘A’ level grades up to ‘A’s and ‘B’s, study your bible and get your hair cut, I’ll consider the matter very seriously.’

A couple of months later Danny went back to his father who said ‘I’m really impressed by your commitment to your studies. Your grades are excellent and the work you have put into your bible studies is very encouraging. However, I have to say I’m very disappointed that you haven’t had your hair cut yet.

Danny was a smart young man who was never lost for an answer. ‘Look dad. In the course of my bible studies I’ve noticed in the illustrations that Moses, John the Baptist, Samson and even Jesus had long hair.’ ‘Yes. I’m aware of that…’ replied his father ‘… but did you also notice they walked wherever they went?’

Reindeer Jokes:
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?
This one will sleigh you !

Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?
Because they are both tail bearers !

Why do reindeer wear fur coats ?
Because they would look silly in plastic macs !

How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?
Don’t feed it !


Christmas Q & A’s

Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.

Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.
 
#11
oh I love that;) I wish for:

Amarante Alma PM
Delightful PM
Monogram Stole Verone
Leopard Stole
Black Multicolor Sarah Wallet
YSL Arty Rings

haha....I think santa has to open an LV atelier:lol:
 
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