Dear Hermes:________(Your Daily Thoughts/Random Musings)

  1. Well, actually think about it the other way around, Asian buyers pay more but B and K are most likely available to purchase at all time. If they want it cheaper, there's always an option to fly to Europe (like $2-$4k for a trip), but good luck with getting B or K there.
  2. Dear Hermes,

    Think you'll start offering items in snakeskin? You seem to be running low on croc, lizard, goat and calf supply.
  3. Dear Hermes,
    ABL and Victoria Beckham will not be buying any bags today. Please send me all the bags you were holding for them.
  4. Dear Hermès,

    While it's very nice that you've updated the Saint Louis e-store to include paperweights, and show 17 of them, if none are available that's just plain mean.

    However, I suppose my bank account thanks you.... My heart was all aflutter until I realized I couldn't actually buy one.

    Oh, and it's also kind of cruel to show that a SL product I bought in my local H store last month could have been bought for 40% less through the SL e-store.
  5. Dear Hermes,

    Please listen to Jadeite. If you offer items in snakeskin I'll let you take more of my money.
  6. Dear Hermes,

    Please do a scarf of a fabulous-looking hippopotamus!
  7. :roflmfao::roflmfao::roflmfao:
  8. And, to quell the insanity that forces me to camp out on your web-site until something appears that I have scoped out on the European sites...only to see it disappear if I do not immediately pounce on it...two words: back-order. If The Gap can tell me when my $15 back-ordered t-shirts will be available to send, why can't you let me buy a scarf from the new season and estimate an availability date if it isn't in stock??

    And, for a company that could write volumes on color, how exactly are the decisions made when you categorize scarves by color on your web-site? I am routinely baffled and suggest a different approach to organizing stock.
  9. :p:p:p
  10. :roflmfao::roflmfao::roflmfao::lolots::lol:

    OMG You are cracking me up!!

    No pun intended! :p
  11. Dear Hermes,

    The things you make me feel:
    :woot: ->
    :yahoo: ->
    :love: ->
    :cloud9: ->
    :loveeyes: ->
    :wtf: ->
    :blah: ->
    :pullhair: ->
    :cursing: ->
    :cray: ->
    :panic: ->

    And the cycle continues all over again....
    I hope you're happy.

    Best regards,
  12. Dear Hermes,

    Please would you advise your staff that:-

    A. Business won't always be like this.
    B. Customer is king. Even those who just ask for Kelly's and Birkin's. They work hard for their money and want to spend it with you. You should be grateful.
    C. If you have white picotin PM that doesn't meet the grade I will be happy to take it off your hands.
  13. This is an open letter to Mr. Eric Northman:
    Please glamour a craftsman into making me a Rouge Casaque Ghillie in Swift. (You will drink free for a year if you do.)
  14. LOL! You have made my day, Jadeite!:roflmfao: And so true. :biggrin:
  15. :lol: ... I understand!