Everything went into slow motion.....waiter with drink hovering:s....waiter's hand coming down with drink.....animated friend telling a tale, arms aflutter.....BAM SPLASH BANG.....cosmo all over BIRKIN. Heart racing.....table silenced.....waiter CLUELESS......friend aghast, not so clueless. Grab napkins and start to dab at bag. OH PLEASE LET IT BE OK!! Keep dabbing, keep hoping......friend is speechless. What's this.....it's not staining, not even WATERMARKED!........
HOORAAAAYYYYYY FOR OSTRICH!! Yes, believe all that you hear about ostrich skin. Maybe it helped that the bag is brown, BUT CAN I TELL YOU.....NOT A SPEC to show a bright pink martini just rained all over it!
HOORAAAAYYYYYY FOR OSTRICH!! Yes, believe all that you hear about ostrich skin. Maybe it helped that the bag is brown, BUT CAN I TELL YOU.....NOT A SPEC to show a bright pink martini just rained all over it!