Lou, sounds like you are bored and just wanting a new Mulberry toy based on your very varied wish list!
I am in no position to judge though - feeling a bit of an itch myself and suddenly find myself wanting a French purse, stalking random bags on eBay just because they look interesting, and am thinking of moving on a couple of items... I am hopeless!
Lol, in good company and yes I keep browsing random bags..... actually this is for a work colleague, me and bays won't mix as too big, too heavy and will never stay on my shoulder