Celebrities you would NEVER be caught dead with...

I have three and in no particular order of loathsomeness:

Tom Cruise...because he's become a complete nut, and I wouldn't want people to think I was a nut too.
Paris Hilton...sure I'd get publicity, but the wrong kind. I'd be afraid someone would come up to b*tch-slap her, and they'd get me instead.
Jessica Simpson...because I'd never want to be around her very weird father and her even weirder hairdresser.

Add K-Fed , Aaron Carter, any Jack-Ass or any of the Hogans & you have my list.
 
I pretty much agree with most of the ones previously mentioned. K-Fed reminds me of my best friend's trailer trash ex-boyfriend. :yucky: Paris Hilton, LiLo, and their ilk are just airheads. Tom Cruise creeps me out. He would probably offer to take me to the Scientology Celebrity Center for a nice, relaxing brainwashing.
 
The first person that came to mind when I read the title was Pam Anderson!

Some other people I would never want to have anywhere near me:
Paris Hilton
Britney Spears
K-Fed
Tom Cruise
Tara Reid
Whitney Houston

I know there are so many more that I can't think of right now...