Breaking up over Facebook: this explains it all!

You want to take her on a walk at the beach during the sunset after you send her a gin-and-tonic, so let me see, and a glass of wine, you want to get a ho drunk and take her on the beach, that's what you want to do, like you ain't in a relationship with me? Don't, don't touch me, is that the same finger that's been poking all day?